A revised edition of my Magic Realism novel, The Big Frog Theory, has just been published!
‘And, now I do this,’ said the gateau. ‘It’s my job. Sitting here, talking to guys like you. Mostly guys, anyway. I can’t understand women, you know? I always try and leave the women to Maurice, he’s better at it.’
‘Maurice?’
‘Yeah, the croissant.’
Ian Gouge - Writer 